Robert Bloch- Funny Definition of Friendship

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Robert Bloch


This humorous friendship quote by Robert Bloch is expressing the definition of friendship. Nobody can see genuine friendship, and it can only be felt and experience. Friendship is like peeing on yourself because nobody can feel the 'warm feeling' besides you. With a beautiful friendship, you can receive comfort and support during bad and good times.
Robert Bloch
Robert Bloch was born in Chicago, Illinois on April 5th, 1917. He is a fiction writer that primarily focuses on fantasy, horror and science fiction. He is well-known for his psychological horror stories.
 

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